Friday, May 06, 2005

You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

I was made fantastically happy today by a toothbrush. It was red. I shall name it “toothbrush” and it shall be my toothbrush.

Ah, the simplicity of life.

1 comment:

Ed Grow said...

Ms. Bees Knees-
Did you see the Sunday night sex show in which Sue told us that you can use a oscillating toothbrush as a vibrator? By chance, is your vibrator's name also ShaNiqua Ticklepants?