Friday, May 06, 2005

You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

I was made fantastically happy today by a toothbrush. It was red. I shall name it “toothbrush” and it shall be my toothbrush.

Ah, the simplicity of life.


Ms Bees Knees said...

My toothbrush goes by the name of ShaNiqua Ticklepants.

Ed Grow said...

Ms. Bees Knees-
Did you see the Sunday night sex show in which Sue told us that you can use a oscillating toothbrush as a vibrator? By chance, is your vibrator's name also ShaNiqua Ticklepants?