Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names

Columbia is a ghost town! Normally I wouldn’t complain, but campus (not to mention much of downtown) is completely dead. Thank god Lane, Kristin, Monica, Rachel, Craig, Eryn/Rick, Robyn, Nick, Natalie, Mariya, Laura, Anson, and Mark/Emily are staying in town this summer.

Last night, after some Frisbee, very-public-skinny-dipping, and root beer floats, I made Craig watch Blue Velvet. Which reminds me: David Lynch is one crazy fuck. I still don’t quite get it. Anyone have an explanation for this movie? Do tell…

My search for a second part-time job continues: I applied as a night attendant downstairs at U-place, and another lab job in the Medical School. As you know, I have this inability to enjoy any downtime…which is why I will probably burn out in like 2 years. And join my favorite hag, Ms. Bees, living on the street, popping pills, wallowing in urine, and wearing used hefty bags as clothing. Cut to Mugatu declaring, “I give to you: DELELÌCT!”

Yep.

4 comments:

amanda said...

i don't really need blue velvet explained, because while i was watching it i was just happy that it wasn't mulholland drive, which was infinitely more confusing. but i hear lost highway is even worse.

here's how that first paragraph would go if it was in my blog: rolla is a shit hole. thank god nathan is staying in town this summer.
and that would be it.

Anonymous said...

"living on the street, popping pills, wallowing in urine, and wearing used hefty bags as clothing." And this is different from the current situation how?? Zing!! J/K! You rock my face off Eddie G!

-mandy- said...

damn. i'll be in rolla all summer. that, plus driving to salem for classes three times a week, and summer is going to be very not fun. take me away...

Ms Bees Knees said...

I'll make room in my garbage can for you.