Having the willpower to drag my drunk/hungover ass to work on a Sunday morning at 7:30AM is boss.
However, waking up and smelling like vomit because I puked all over my bed last night, is not.
Note to all: I am on self-destruct mode. You have been warned.
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I've been without electric for two days, so I haven't been able of follow your madcap life. I like to puke halfway threw a party so that I can continue for the second half without worrying about my bed linens.
Getting drunk and fucking a coworker is like riding a bicycle; you may not have done it for some time, but it's always there.
"The"-
I will have to fill you in on all the over-the-top sex I have been having. Trust me, it is just getting ridiculous.
Flesh-
Why thank you. I am a Messiah.
Ms. Bees-
You have one upped me. My mission for this week will be to try and top your story of said co-worker fucking.
Mandy-
Being virginal is not bad--so don't be ashamed. I thought I was saving myself for marriage just like you--however, I was just saving myself for college.
"Let him that hath known himself unto thine, TRUTH, walk there-in. Hah? That's in the Bible."
-Raneesha Williams, Reno 911
I'm all ears, Ed; but you have to email me. I'll trade you some, too!!!! You little whore.
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