Sunday, July 10, 2005

After that, Dion's virginity went from technical to non-existent

When we went to the Vu Thursday night, Laura, Amanda and I sneaked by the underage-drinking-Nazis because Caren knew Dorothy, a girl that works there.

When our waitress came up to us she asked, “Are you friends of Dorothy?”

After a split-second glance at Craig I said, “Yeah, we are disco dancing, cake walking, Oscar Wilde reading, friends of Dorothy.” You see, I had not been introduced yet, and so I thought she was referring to our ‘mo status. We were all embarrassed for me.

Clueless is the pinnacle of Western society.

19 comments:

Craig Lynn Davis, Jr.--the non-anomymous poster of this comment said...

Shhh! Drama!!

Whitney :) said...

Eddy Bear- today brett told me he bought "lavender" shorts. cute! craig told me to tell you that. -whit

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Think of how many people the waitress has asked that of, Ed, and DOESN'T get a sarcastic answer from. Then again, the pink bow in you hair could have talked volumes.

CollegeChic said...

Ah yes, clueless. I am very impressed that you were able to take those wonderful lines you know so well and make them applicable to real life, kudos my love.

Ms Bees Knees said...

I adore that you are so fiercly proud of your 'mo-dom. Any opportunity to proclaim your gayness doth not pass you up, evah!

Ed Grow said...

Craig-
"It's good to have land"..."He gonna get it!"

Whitney-
I had so much fun with you this weekend. PS--if you ever jump on my in bed again be prepared to be depantsed for real. You *have* been warned.

"the"
I am a 'mo, not a fairy. I can see the hurricane did nothing to dampen your sass you little hooker.

Eryn-
You could be a farmer in those clothes.

Ms-
And you don't pass up any opportunity to proclaim your sluthood. That is right you sassy-whore. You are a hooker and I love your face off!

Ms Bees Knees said...

Ed: Come over here so I can slap your harlot face in public, you filthy mary.

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Ed, sass will always be on my plate, even of it does get me thrown in a pool. If you give up sass, you give up basic existance in this life of ours. My opinon, only. But, then, I was the one thrown in the pool for sassing everyone in it; JUSTICE, really.

(But great photos to come, I'm sure)

-mandy- said...

hey now. you can't be more hardcore AND more of a woman than me. seriously. pick one of the two. not both of the three.

Ed Grow said...

Mandy-
I don't have no uterus, therefore you have me beat as far as womanhood goes. And I am not really more hardcore--You are pretty hardcore for being a preacher's daughter. I mean seriously, would your parents totally freak if they found out you are a fellating cigar smoker? I thought so...Love!

Rob Danger said...

HAHA!
Fucking hell, anyone that can quote that many clueless lines is okay in my book.

robyn said...

he lies! have you forgotten your honorary uterus??? how sad for it.

Ed Grow said...

Robyn-
Oh baby! I still have a uterus! And it is running loose in the world with Mrs. Wilkerson's looking for a fetus to inhabit it! Love!

whit the shit said...

a rap for my home-g ed grow: i love ed, he's so cool, i have classes with him in the music school. he's dating my lover and thats not legit, cuz craig is mine and dont you forget. i like to draw on ed when i'm bored, but then he gets mad, and calls me a whore. i'm ghetto like a fly, i can rap like a thug, i wish ed was here, so i could give him a hug. :(

Ed Grow said...

OMG. You spell gehetto-fabulous W-H-I-T-N-E-Y R-E-E-D. You amuse me to *no* end. Love!

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Ed, would you like a cocktail; it's getting late?

Ed Grow said...

Are you insinuating that I am drunk Mrs.? Or are you just trying to take advantage of me?...either way, I will have none of it. At least not while you are wearing that tiara and the hurricane-ousting chiffon dress.

Larn said...

doyou prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?

ain't no babies eddy, ain't no babies!

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Ed, tarantulas are spying on you. Can't you see? OK, I will throw myself over you to protect you.