Saturday, July 02, 2005

Craig and I went to play mini-golf last night. Unfortunately for him, I have been playing some wicked croquet the past couple weeks…so I dominated his ass! He shot an 89, and I shot an 80, so basically I bent him over and made him my bitch. Figuratively and…well, you get the picture.

I am so relieved that he is back. Tonight we are going on a picnic, ala my cooking. This afternoon I was running around like a little girl. “I don’t have any balsamic vinaigrette, arugula, or kirsch,” I lamented as I swept back the stray hairs from around my face, and wiped my hands on my matronly, floral printed apron.

Ok, so maybe I didn’t say that…but I do like cooking, and I am not apologizing for that. So there.

After dinner I think we will make Dancer in the Dark into a drinking game. Every time Bjork runs into a wall or a piece of furniture we will have to take a shot. So basically, we’ll get through the first 20 minutes and then be sloshed. Afterwards, in a state of drunken-scandalousness, we are going to go to Shattered and make absolute fools of ourselves.

I need to go--I have to put the pork tenderloin in the oven to bake for the Jamaican pork-tomato sandwiches, caramelize the raspberries for the poached peaches and vanilla ice cream dessert, and put the final touches on my bell pepper, cucumber, and goat-cheese appetizers. Bye love!


-mandy- said...

there is no witty title to this post. i demand a refund.

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

"This afternoon I was running around like a little girl."

How endearing. What were you wearing? What an impressive menu and an even more impressive post.

Larn said...

i concur eddy, impressiveness abounds :)

Ed Grow said...

How bout this?--> "I am a huge 'mo"?

"the" Mrs.-
I was actually wearing soccer shorts and a wife-beater. Not exactly my most flattering ensemble.

Thanks baby! By the way, happy birthday you old fuck! 22. My god. Love!

Alan said...

drinking games to DITD? helen keller jokes are one thing, man, but this time you've crossed the line.

CollegeChic said...

hi love,
I am glad your man is back in town. I started my own blog and I thought you might like to visit it now and again. You can find it at

CollegeChic said...

ha ha, oh btw, this is your frosting-eating-michael-t-weiss-loving-chach ;)

Anonymous said...

Ok, the food was absolutely stunning! I didn't know of your drinking game plan, but now i'm somewhat disappointed it didn't come to fruition. Although I'm not complaining about how the evening did turn out. Laugh now, but I'll punish you for beating me in mini golf. hehe! And I think you in a wife beater and soccer shorts is beyond hot!

Rob Danger said...

That sounds so romantic!
I glove that you glove to cook.
Cooking is boss.
Yeah, I don't know what to say other than I'm so jealous of your domestic shinanigins.

-mandy- said...

you...bitch. i was at a movie with levi. you WILL pay for that.