Sunday, July 10, 2005

Underage drinking rocks my fucking socks off

Having the willpower to drag my drunk/hungover ass to work on a Sunday morning at 7:30AM is boss.

However, waking up and smelling like vomit because I puked all over my bed last night, is not.

Note to all: I am on self-destruct mode. You have been warned.

9 comments:

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

I've been without electric for two days, so I haven't been able of follow your madcap life. I like to puke halfway threw a party so that I can continue for the second half without worrying about my bed linens.

Rob Danger said...

haha! NICE!!
that truly is boss, I absolutely love powering through a hang-over, you feel like such a fucking MESSIAH.
For shizzle.

Ms Bees Knees said...

This reminds me of a time in SF, I drank like bottle of vodka at a hot coworkers house, I fucked said coworker on his couch, then grabbed all my clothes, proceeded to try and drive home drunk, had to pull over, open the door, vomit on the sidewalk, shut the door and continued home, made it, passed out, woke up with a MUTHA of a hangover, went to work, saw the coworker, winked and went to my office ...like the FUCKING PRO that I was back then. Bow to me.

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Getting drunk and fucking a coworker is like riding a bicycle; you may not have done it for some time, but it's always there.

-mandy- said...

i feel very virginal right now.

Ms Bees Knees said...

"the": trust me hot coworkers are hard to come by around here... although I'm sure the Palace is another story entirely. Damn! Why was I born straight???

Ed Grow said...

"The"-
I will have to fill you in on all the over-the-top sex I have been having. Trust me, it is just getting ridiculous.

Flesh-
Why thank you. I am a Messiah.

Ms. Bees-
You have one upped me. My mission for this week will be to try and top your story of said co-worker fucking.

Mandy-
Being virginal is not bad--so don't be ashamed. I thought I was saving myself for marriage just like you--however, I was just saving myself for college.

Seestar said...

"Let him that hath known himself unto thine, TRUTH, walk there-in. Hah? That's in the Bible."
-Raneesha Williams, Reno 911

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

I'm all ears, Ed; but you have to email me. I'll trade you some, too!!!! You little whore.