Recently reading certain NY porn stars blogs has made me reevaluate my life. In comparison, my existence is pretty mundane. I mean, they have sex for a living?! I spose so do prostitutes, and stay-at-home mothers, but porn is so much more glamorous. (wild cackling). I have grown restless with my life, especially as the dreaded birthday approaches. 20 years old in 2 weeks. Good gawd. Go ahead, put me in the rest home and feed me applesauce now.
Bottom line: I have talked to some people and there might be some renegotiating. And by some people, I mean the devil. Mwahahaha!
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"and stay-at-home mothers,".
That is priceless....
"the" Mrs.-
Yes, yes, it is priceless.
Mandy-
Yes, yes, you are a whore.
Amanda-
Bitch please. I will live to be 100, making this my 1/5 life crisis. But the concern was appreciated. Love!
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