Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Why did they decide to edge the lawn outside my apartment just as I was getting in bed to take a nap this afternoon? What is lawn edging, and why the fuck is it a nessesary process? Anyway, mommy was going to be pissed, but she found out that the yard worker was a shirtless and sweaty 6'3'' Mipam Thurman, who had just returned from his photo shoot this morning. So I ...um, I mean mommy, endured.
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Ms Bees Knees said...

I want to run my filthy feet through his greasy-ass hair. I love me some dirt bags.

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Maybe "mommy" should have said her bush needed some trimming.

Rob Danger said...

haha!! I absolutely HATE being woken up by hedge-maintence but still, if there is eye-candy involved my opinion could change.