Ok, so I'll cut the shit and stop pretending to not be a nerd. What you say? You are already thought I was a total dork? Well fuck you too Amanda Gulley! (I swear, always nay-saying)
Using my nerdy computer skills, I have basically been spying on you for the last week. Yep spying. Thanks to Stat-counter.com. I can access what page referred you to my blog, how long you spent looking, your ISP, how many pages loads you have...blah, blah. It is so creepy.
Perhaps even more disturbing is the fact that even though there has been 998 views of my blog in the last week. I don't get no comments. What's that all about? Where is the love...
(I am sure Alan will post something decrying Stat counter's method of statistical analysis, but you can't please everyone eh?)
6 comments:
Mands-
That entry was really just a ploy to get you and Alan to leave biting and witty comments.
Flesh-
No, I am not Canadian, but I am weird enough, I think I should be granted honorary citizen status.
"it's no cause for concern"
-Adam
clearly, you've normalized over the wrong interval in order to exaggerate the correlation between atmospheric CO2 content and mean global temperature. i reject your bogus hockey stick effect. *drives hummer off in disgust*
see also "statistics bitch-slaps mother earth"
-Alan
Why, aren't you just a regular KGB agent, Ed?
Alan-
Oh haha. You are my fucking hero.
"The" Mrs.-
Not KGB. But I would join the FBI if I got to wear slimming and tailored Amrmani black suits *every* day to work.
Ms Bees-
Bitch please. It is so easy. Just go to statcounter.com--although, with the traffic you get, you would probably break their site. Now what do I get in return? Hmm...I want you to bring the head of John the Baptist.
Ed, Armani is still alive, so you have the slimming black suits (so do I in a convenient twist of fashon fate).
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