Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Hoo! (Like a virgin)

Recently reading certain NY porn stars blogs has made me reevaluate my life. In comparison, my existence is pretty mundane. I mean, they have sex for a living?! I spose so do prostitutes, and stay-at-home mothers, but porn is so much more glamorous. (wild cackling). I have grown restless with my life, especially as the dreaded birthday approaches. 20 years old in 2 weeks. Good gawd. Go ahead, put me in the rest home and feed me applesauce now.

Bottom line: I have talked to some people and there might be some renegotiating. And by some people, I mean the devil. Mwahahaha!

5 comments:

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

"and stay-at-home mothers,".

That is priceless....

-mandy- said...

i checked with some of my people, and i guess that can be counted as love. you win. i guess we both win. we will have to meet eachother's others. mine is younger than you. i'm a whore.

amanda said...

is this your 2/3 life crisis?

Ed Grow said...

"the" Mrs.-

Yes, yes, it is priceless.

Mandy-

Yes, yes, you are a whore.

Amanda-

Bitch please. I will live to be 100, making this my 1/5 life crisis. But the concern was appreciated. Love!

Rob Danger said...

When I start to feel stressed about being 21 I remind myself it's just a "pre-life" crisis and that usually makes me feel better.