Saturday, June 04, 2005

Suicide hotline...please hold.

I just have one thing to say: reality shows on Lifetime are the ugly lesbian sisters of C-grade reality shows on other channels.

No one wants to hear about your vagina. We don’t care about your hormones, body image, or your feelings. You are a disgrace to women everywhere.

Christ, no wonder why so many guys are gay.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"shit, man we are a generation raised by women im wondering if another women is really the answer we need" ...ive seen that movie way to many times.

Ed Grow said...

Mands-

Haha! Yeah, you're right. Women have lifetime to be ashamed of, while men have sports, girls gone wild, Bill O'reilly, and Carson Daly. "Hello. I am Carson Daly, and I'm a massive tool."

Ed Grow said...

That is kind of like 70's porn. They had much lower standards for attractiveness. Also, a lot of body hair. And as Amelie so eloquently reminds us, "fur pie doesn't sell."

Ed Grow said...

Yeah. That was one of the more bizarre experiences I have had.