Saturday, June 04, 2005

Suicide hotline...please hold.

I just have one thing to say: reality shows on Lifetime are the ugly lesbian sisters of C-grade reality shows on other channels.

No one wants to hear about your vagina. We don’t care about your hormones, body image, or your feelings. You are a disgrace to women everywhere.

Christ, no wonder why so many guys are gay.

7 comments:

John said...

"shit, man we are a generation raised by women im wondering if another women is really the answer we need" ...ive seen that movie way to many times.

amanda said...

this is the yang to the yin of men making dick, fart, and shit jokes. seriously, ed, you're watching LIFETIME, what the FUCK do you expect?

Ed Grow said...

Mands-

Haha! Yeah, you're right. Women have lifetime to be ashamed of, while men have sports, girls gone wild, Bill O'reilly, and Carson Daly. "Hello. I am Carson Daly, and I'm a massive tool."

Ms Bees Knees said...

Word. That reminds me of HBO's Real Sex, ever see that? Naked, masturbating hippies = nonawesome.

Ed Grow said...

That is kind of like 70's porn. They had much lower standards for attractiveness. Also, a lot of body hair. And as Amelie so eloquently reminds us, "fur pie doesn't sell."

amanda said...

The 70s porn comment reminded me of Debbie Does Dallas in Josh and Tom's dorm room, with us telling Jennifer Sheffield "Hey, your parents did THAT!" Huh-larious.

Ed Grow said...

Yeah. That was one of the more bizarre experiences I have had.