So here is a post that is not about me.
Aaron (my roomate): do you want some fucking golden oreos?
Me: No.
Aaron: I don't want to eat dinner, I just want to eat cookies.
Me: (inside thought): Jeez, there goes your workout regimen.
Aaron: I lifted weights and went tanning today. [emphasis added by editor]
His relentless campaign of self-improvement continues.
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Thanks for letting everyone know how much of an idiot i am. Much obliged. Oh, and now matter weird or antisocial you act, i'll still be your friend.
I am glad to know you Aaron Hartmann. While we are divulging embarassing anecdotes, one time you told me, "Your are the closest thing I have to a girlfriend." And I will take that to the grave with me! Ha.
-Ed
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