Friday, April 15, 2005

Happy Friday

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

3 comments:

John said...

EDDIE GET ON MSN YOU NOT TALKING TO HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS BASTARD

amanda said...

And then my Mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name but I didn't hear her. Then she started screaming, "Mike, Mike!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?!" I go, "There's nothin' wrong Mom." She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No Mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know. Why don't ya give me a Pepsi?" She goes, "No, you're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please, all I want is a Pepsi." And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi! Just one Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

Ed Grow said...

Wait, what are we talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say? I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities. So how can you say that I'm
crazy?

It doesn't matter, i'm trying to get hit by a car anyway.