Monday, April 18, 2005

I can get us over the border. All I need is a condom and a breath mint.

I have two things to say.

Is there one single girl in the world who doesn’t want to be a fag hag?
(I thought not)

And who can tell me where this quote is from:

“The lipstick was that shade of color you’d find on the base of a penis.”


Ms Bees Knees said...

Fag-hagging is the life for me. I love me some gays. Oh and I have no idea where that quote is from, does that make me lose hag-points?

Ed Grow said...

Ms. Bees Knees! I can barely contain my childish excitement and giddiness that you read my blog. The quote is from "Invisible Monsters" a great book (and campy future gay bible) by Chuck Palahniuk.

You do not lose hag-points. On a related note, your handbag is uber-splediferous, but you know you shouldn't drop $500 on a Louis Vitton satchel when you can't even afford to buy me lunch. (sound of me sashaying in my white cotton pants and coral flip-flops).

amanda said...

don't even give me time to answer, yeesh. i was the one that made you read that book! i made you, ed, and i can destroy you.

and as long as we're doing fag quotation trivia.. "I don't want to go into detail because it's pretty private stuff, but I will say that Brad assumed the role of the girl in terms of where you put things." I'll give a hint: in the margins, it says "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha -Ed"

Ed Grow said...

That is from Perks of Being a Wallflower, one of our favorites. Love and Kisses Mands!