Monday, April 18, 2005

I can get us over the border. All I need is a condom and a breath mint.

I have two things to say.

Is there one single girl in the world who doesn’t want to be a fag hag?
(I thought not)

And who can tell me where this quote is from:

“The lipstick was that shade of color you’d find on the base of a penis.”

2 comments:

Ed Grow said...

Ms. Bees Knees! I can barely contain my childish excitement and giddiness that you read my blog. The quote is from "Invisible Monsters" a great book (and campy future gay bible) by Chuck Palahniuk.

You do not lose hag-points. On a related note, your handbag is uber-splediferous, but you know you shouldn't drop $500 on a Louis Vitton satchel when you can't even afford to buy me lunch. (sound of me sashaying in my white cotton pants and coral flip-flops).

Ed Grow said...

That is from Perks of Being a Wallflower, one of our favorites. Love and Kisses Mands!