Thursday, April 21, 2005

Get down with the sickness...

For some reason my web browser has recently begun to hyperlink random words. Like in the past sentence it would have probably hyperlinked 5-7 out of the twelve words. I am sure that I want a link to “for” or “has”.

Is there no rhyme or reason left in this world? My computer is like a tourette’s kid who, in normal speech, yells certain words at the top of his lungs. Adjectives, prepositions, nominative clauses; none are safe from his involuntary vocal emphasis.

How does one stop this, before it progresses any further? I did a google search and it told me that Haldol is the medication of choice for tourette’s sufferers. Seriously, Vitamin H? It can really cure everything.

6 comments:

Ms Bees Knees said...

I think you should beat your computer's ass and show it whose boss.

amanda said...

you have spyware, you dirty whore. obtain the following products: ad-aware, microsoft antispyware, and cool web shredder. then switch to the firefox browser.
then take antibiotics daily, wash your man-parts, and if you jerk off, don't get any man fluids in your eye, as you run the risk of re-infecting yourself.

Ed Grow said...

I do love me some man-jizz/eye action! But seriously Mands, you should be friends with Ms. I think you two are just about the same person sometimes...

amanda said...

i am not sure i would want to be friends with me. i am kind of a dick.

Ed Grow said...

Do you remember the time you told me, "I love the cock"? Because that would be embarrassing to you.

amanda said...

hey....i never said "the" cock. THAT would just be fucking stupid.