If I never write another personal statement as long as I live it will be too soon.
How does one look good on paper without bragging or sounding ingratiating? Maybe I should just start turning in short video-documentaries like Elle in Legally Blonde. Only I don’t have boobs or blonde hair with which to woo older white-men committee member types.
If anyone has any ideas, let me know.
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4 comments:
Good thing for you boobs and blonde hair are easy to come by these days. Although stuffed bras and Dolly Parton wigs don't exactly say "scholarship material." I'll keep thinking!
Craiger-
That's it! After I don my dolly wig, all I have to do is find a partner for my "I will always love you" duet. Any takers? Love.
Ms Bees-
Oh, haha! You would see the gay-lining in any cloud mommy bees. Love!
Oh Eddy, you know that on occasion I am a taker...
And just WHAT is wrong with bragging or sounding ingratiating?
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