Wednesday, January 18, 2006

To suck or not to suck (up)

If I never write another personal statement as long as I live it will be too soon.

How does one look good on paper without bragging or sounding ingratiating? Maybe I should just start turning in short video-documentaries like Elle in Legally Blonde. Only I don’t have boobs or blonde hair with which to woo older white-men committee member types.

If anyone has any ideas, let me know.

6 comments:

craiger said...

Good thing for you boobs and blonde hair are easy to come by these days. Although stuffed bras and Dolly Parton wigs don't exactly say "scholarship material." I'll keep thinking!

Ms Bees Knees said...

embrace your inner-braggart. why the hell not? oh and i think you'd be surprised at how many "white-men committee member types" could just as easily be wooed by a big cock and and a smile. just saying...

Ed Grow said...

Craiger-

That's it! After I don my dolly wig, all I have to do is find a partner for my "I will always love you" duet. Any takers? Love.

Ms Bees-

Oh, haha! You would see the gay-lining in any cloud mommy bees. Love!

-mandy- said...

as i recall, your boobs were bigger than mine at one time. and those runner's sides...give me a moment.

craiger said...

Oh Eddy, you know that on occasion I am a taker...

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

And just WHAT is wrong with bragging or sounding ingratiating?