Friday, August 19, 2005

Ok, here’s a list:

I am *so* over U-singers. I am all about Opera Studio.

I am *so* over Batman Begins. I am all about Sin City.

I am *so* over Protien shakes. I am all about Green Tea smoothies.

I am *so* over calling men who dress as women ‘drag queens’. I am all about calling them ‘female impersonators’. Like in Victor/Victoria. That’s right.

Chorus Boy [#2]: If he's a Polish count, I'm Greta Garbo.
Admirer at rehearsal: [cooing] Well, Greta, whatever he is, I think he's divine.

2 comments:

Alexis du Bois said...

"Female Impersonator" it shall be from this day on, then. But, Ed, I am not a "female Impersonator", even when I come out of my office at work in a blue chiffon dress with a train the size of New Jersey. That's just me being me. Don't categorize me for what I wear!

Alexis du Bois said...

Oh, and by the way, I still have only one, frayed photograph of you in green hair with a huge loaf of bread. Don't you think you could give "alms for the poor"?