Wednesday, December 07, 2005

On the floor in opera today:

Amy: Do you want to go to a gay club with me?
Me: No, I hear SoCo sucks ass, and not the good kind.
Amy: What is the good kind?
Me: Ken-Doll man-ass. What? You don't like that kind of ass?
Amy: Bitch, please.

Emily: If we procreated, it was just be for funsies. You don’t like girls.
Me: Oh. Does anyone procreate not for “funsies”?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

eddy! the kids here are mean! steve turned off the computer while i was writing my essay! he spoiled my homework. I cried. can i come home now???

Anonymous said...

and by anonymous I mean me.

Ed Grow said...

Ms Bees-

I would rather have Gabriella, ie "I love to watch sailboats & go swimming", but I suppose beggars can't be choosers. Love.

Robyn-

Come home now. I will protect you from boys, computers, and the like. Seriously, I can't wait to see my Wobins. Love.

Ian Gutierrez said...

OMG!
that Francesca Doll is CREEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY