Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I just got saran-wrapped into my bathroom.

The mind-numbing boredom of final’s week is finally getting to Aaron and Lane. Such pranks remind me of freshmen year...long, long ago.

Unfortunately, I was like, “Oh, look. I guess I can’t get out.”

If I had my wits about me, I would have said something to the effect of, “Oh you cruel, yet hitherto elusive food-wrap. You mock me! While you feign transparency, you really mirror my own person. Thin. Clear. Able to cover salad bowls and holiday cookies to prevent desiccation.”

3 comments:

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Undoubtedly wearing a toga and a wreath of olive leaves.

craiger said...

Oooh! I have toga pics! =) What happened to the latest post?

Ed Grow said...

"the Mrs"-

How did you know? Please, scrabble? Let me know. Love.

Craig-

I was feeling very literary when I posted it, but realized that I was taking myself *way* too seriously. I might post an abridged and much more coherent version later. Love.