Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I just got saran-wrapped into my bathroom.

The mind-numbing boredom of final’s week is finally getting to Aaron and Lane. Such pranks remind me of freshmen year...long, long ago.

Unfortunately, I was like, “Oh, look. I guess I can’t get out.”

If I had my wits about me, I would have said something to the effect of, “Oh you cruel, yet hitherto elusive food-wrap. You mock me! While you feign transparency, you really mirror my own person. Thin. Clear. Able to cover salad bowls and holiday cookies to prevent desiccation.”


"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Undoubtedly wearing a toga and a wreath of olive leaves.

craiger said...

Oooh! I have toga pics! =) What happened to the latest post?

Ed Grow said...

"the Mrs"-

How did you know? Please, scrabble? Let me know. Love.


I was feeling very literary when I posted it, but realized that I was taking myself *way* too seriously. I might post an abridged and much more coherent version later. Love.