Amy: Do you want to go to a gay club with me?
Me: No, I hear SoCo sucks ass, and not the good kind.
Amy: What is the good kind?
Me: Ken-Doll man-ass. What? You don't like that kind of ass?
Amy: Bitch, please.
Emily: If we procreated, it was just be for funsies. You don’t like girls.
Me: Oh. Does anyone procreate not for “funsies”?