Wednesday, December 07, 2005

On the floor in opera today:

Amy: Do you want to go to a gay club with me?
Me: No, I hear SoCo sucks ass, and not the good kind.
Amy: What is the good kind?
Me: Ken-Doll man-ass. What? You don't like that kind of ass?
Amy: Bitch, please.

Emily: If we procreated, it was just be for funsies. You don’t like girls.
Me: Oh. Does anyone procreate not for “funsies”?

7 comments:

Ms Bees Knees said...

that made me laugh more than the Disney Channel's Sister Sister! oh what's that? Sister Sister isn't funny? exactly.

j/k

i love you and your ken-doll manass.

Ms Bees Knees said...

i totally want to buy Silke for you!!! http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/thedolls.html

Anonymous said...

eddy! the kids here are mean! steve turned off the computer while i was writing my essay! he spoiled my homework. I cried. can i come home now???

robyn said...

and by anonymous I mean me.

Ed Grow said...

Ms Bees-

I would rather have Gabriella, ie "I love to watch sailboats & go swimming", but I suppose beggars can't be choosers. Love.

Robyn-

Come home now. I will protect you from boys, computers, and the like. Seriously, I can't wait to see my Wobins. Love.

Ms Bees Knees said...

oh dayum, its got to be francesca for sure! how can you deny such a feeble-minded face!: http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/Francesca.html

Ian-Ivy du Bois said...

OMG!
that Francesca Doll is CREEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY