Friday, January 28, 2005

This will be the last time I ever do your hair

I am really into lists right now. Here are some more:

Things that should cease to exist:
English professors (they are all a bunch of parasitic communists who can’t make it in the real world)
Toe lint
Pushy fat people

Things we should invent:
A way of controlling the weather
Larger portion sizes for skittles
A machine that looks and sounds like me that deals with the rest of humanity when I won’t

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