Lest you, gentle reader, think that I have one whole brain, here's this:
Deejy-weejy and I came up with the gay decathlon:
4) Underwear modeling
5) Oral sex
10) Madonna/Tina/Whitney/Cher/Kylie/Dolly Karaoke-ing
Had a wonderful B-day.
Got to go to Ha-Ha Tonka (a made-up Indian name) with riveting company and see castle ruins, the spring, some caves (which were closed), and hiking. Also a decadent picnic. Then on to swimming and Indian food and then Sparkys. It was a fantastic and relaxing Saturday.
Sunday was spent recovering. Lots of sleeping in, gardening, dog-parking, phone-talking, and spending time with my baby Zipper and his owner Craigers.
Went to rehearsal tonight for POP and then I'm working on reading some "fun" summer reading. I'm on about 4 books at the same time. Here's what I've learned so far:
Alan Greenspan, The Age of Turbulence. Yes, he was the puppetmaster. No, I still don't get economics.
Burroughs, The Nova Express. Doing heroin and writing about gay sex leads to multiple-page ruminations about centipedes, ejaculate, and talking bugs. The Western Lands and Naked Lunch were basically the same thing.
Learning Perl. I am a complete retard and will never learn to program.
Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, 457/839. I totally understand why the peasants had to revolt and murder the milquetoast aristocracy in their sleep. I reject your bourgeoisie values, the wheels of the revolution will crush you.