Thursday, September 06, 2007

Hello, gentle reader. I emerge from my chrysalis of blogging seclusion to bring you this tid-bit:

Every once in a while I have a striking epiphany (usually completely inconsequential to anyone but me).

I just finished reading an editorial by Ann Coulter (that vituperative vagina--or as I prefer: "the venomous cunt") about Senator Craig's Bathroomgate.

Coulter is a gay camp figure on par with Bette Davis or Divine.

There you have it, my words of wisdom, brought down like biblical fire from a mountaintop.


Garet said...

I love Ann Coulter. There it is, I've said it. And not for the first time!

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

but who will play her in the TV movie?

craiger said...

Uma Thurman is lanky and blond enough, but Ed just might spontaneously combust out of sheer joy!

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

How about Colista Flockhart, Craiger? How would she look in a pair of briefs listening to Richard Wagner?