Here are things that I’ve noticed lately that would probably strike anyone (who is not a total spaz like me) as unremarkable:
1) A guy being pulled over in a parking lot on campus, discussing with the faux-po *in detail* the Mizzou basketball team, scores, etc. I’m feeling like I would have a distinct disadvantage in “straight” talking my way out of traffic violations.
2) Two Asian students (apparently from different countries, i.e., “Are you Chinese or Japanese?” “No, I’m from Laos, it’s a land-locked country in south of Asia…”) who were trying to communicate a sandwich order at the union.
Asian♀-sandwich-maker: Would you rike pickers?
Asian♀- sandwich-maker: Yes, loast beef sandwich?
All in all, a cute exchange. They were trying so hard, I suppose some soft Copland music should be played in the background.
3)I almost slept through evolution the morning after Craiger’s B-day party (Ed=2
crazy-cult/brainwashing Mormon religion class notes from BYU.
Previous page, and I quote: “Ch10 v17, spiritual gifts come by Light of Christ”. I suppose Christ’s Light should be capitalized, in the vein of THE Holy Spirit’s Left Sandal…
Ch9 “don’t give up”
v.16: “Sprit of Christ~ conscience (D+C 88)”
1) “truth shineth”
2) “light in all things”
3) “life to all things”
4) “power of God”
Oh, Jesus. The irony was not lost on me…it was a nice diversion from a class I hate so much.